The National Assembly of The Star Enpire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Enperor Pier II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 20.945 billion Starnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redmont. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion pies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,749 pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Starnians, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is almost non-existent. The Star Enpire's national animal is the bluefin tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Holy Church of Spode.

The Star Enpire is ranked 90,216^th in the world and 244^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 288.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.